Sunday, 23 January 2011

Invaluable Lessons

Some valuable lessons anyone should get when growing up.

Learn to sail.
Know her dress size.  Don’t ask.
When it comes to opening presents, no one likes a good guesser.
Offer to carry a woman’s bags.  Especially your mother’s.
Ride in the front seat of a roller coaster.
Don’t get fancy about your beer or coffee.
Take her picture.
Don’t let the ice cream truck get away.
Order dessert.
Image source: Rubypress

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