Usually new Christian Louboutin collections put my long suffering banker on red alert. However, he'll have nothing to fear when Autumn comes around because Louboutin have produced a collection so grotesque that I spat out my cornflakes in disbelief.
Where to begin when there's so much the matter. Aside from the pointy shoes, fuchsia tufts of fur and stomach-churning colour schemes, there is absolutely no sex appeal.
Louboutin has well an truly produced a collection with the aesthetic allure of Courtney Stodden receiving a colonic.